Friday, 29 May 2009 (10:24 pm)
There are 2 muffins in the oven.
A: wow, its hot in here!
B: wow, a talking muffin!
LOL.
Okay so there was this guy who was so bored of his life. Lets call him Yu Siang. So he went to a jungle and covered himself with leaves all over except his (unspeakables). For what reason i don't know y.
then he lay down to rest. SO this cute little girl came along. lets call her Yi Ting. o.o. Everyday she went to this jungle to pick mushrooms. she likes to count when she picks. "one, two, three, four, five, five, five..." She realised that she could not pull up the 5th mushie, which is Siang's (unspeakables). then poor yiting went home disappointed. Aww Yiting dun cry over an ACE D<
Siang thought: wow! coming here doing nth also feel so shiok! i shall come again tmr!!
in the meantime, yiting went home to tell her dad, Timo. TIMO is BIG and MUSCULAR! Timo says " YiTing, there is no mushroom i couldnt pluck!"
the next day, Siang was camping there in the same attire again, at the same spot. so Timo came along, counting as he plucks. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 6..."
OWWWW. T^T. ROFLMAO!!!
heres one last one from my dear CCAmates.
3 vampires went into a pub.
Vamp1: a glass of think blood please.
Vamp2: a glass of childrens blood please.
Vamp3: a glass of hot water please.
Vamp1 + Vamp2: why u only order plain water?
Vamp3 took out a used pad and said: i brought a teabag.
okays thats enough for today. posting jokes at 11 O.o
BUT, Mrs Hong please do not be too sad, 3K will always be there for you at all times! I hope that these jokes will bring a smile to your face. And all pls have a happy hols and do your HOMEWORK!!!
-ZL-