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Sunday, 28 June 2009 (10:15 pm)
heye guyz(and gals)
hows the hw coming along?
no last min work peeps! tmr is start of sch just reminding u guyz tt tmr need to bring ur partner your ODT and tt back gate not open. dun be late for sch guyz!!
btw heres one for you.. why is abbreviation such a long wrd? LAWLZ
this is szl and im out of sick jokes :D
class tee updates
(9:58 pm)
heyy koptiam this is our new class tee design, edited by Yvon Teo Yu Wen xD.
really sorry that we cannot incorporate the personalisation cos somemore it is customised personalisation and it costs
SIX bucks. now the shirt has
SIX colours and only cost
14 DOLLARS. if you have any comments, suggestions or strong diagreements pls tag on the tagboard asap and we will try to get to it. otherwise we will send the design for printing by mid july.if you guys still wan personalisation we can have embroidered names on our sleeves which cost only 1 buck. thanks! Racial Harmony Day Performance
Thursday, 18 June 2009 (9:37 pm)
eii sorry arhh spoil the beautiful chain of sick jokes again...
but cos i think zonglong the NE rep to busy thinking of new sick jokes...
so
erm rmber the racial harmony performance thingy?
the auditions are coming soon! on 30th june! so what do we do?
and who is to perform hahahaha
okay that's all
byebye
....
Saturday, 13 June 2009 (1:59 pm)
hey guys due to some complains that people dont get the joke about the mouth being full, her mouth is full of sperms (after a blowjob) this way, she will get 25 bucks instead of 5.
Clement said smth, but i wont post it here. :D anyways anyone can provide good geog websites?
...
Friday, 12 June 2009 (8:27 pm)
heyss heres more jokes.
okay there was this robber called Ting Wei :D she went to rob a bank. when she got to the safe, she discovered that all that is inside is jelly. in desperation, she ate it all up. next day, breaking news: "sperm bank got robbed"
sorry Ting Wei haha u had to post tt thing.
okay then there was this guy called timothy and a girl called... YiTing la. they were at a donation centre. timo asked 'hey what are you going to donate' and yiting replied 'im here to donate blood. they pay me 5 bucks for it' then timo replied 'im here to donate sperms(too much ah?) they pay me 25 bucks for it(LOL)'
they chated for a while then they went off to their seperate ways.
3 mnths later, they met again at the donation centre. timo asked 'hi! are you going to donate blood again?' yiting, with her mouth full, shook her head. :D
okay then due to some freak accident, a person called clement went to the hospital to operate on his legs. when he woke up after the accident, the doctor came to him and said "i have got good news and bad news for you. which wil u want to hear 1st?'
clement said 'bad news'. the doctor said ' we have cut off the good leg by accident.'
clement groaned in desperation. 'tell me the good news quick.'
the doctor replied ' your bad leg is getting better' :D
his girlfren also kena the accident. the same doctor came up to her after the operation. " I have good news and bad news for you. which one will you want to hear 1st?'
she replied: the bad news.
the doctor said: we have cut off your good leg by accident. then we realised the mistake and cut off your bad leg too
she groaned and after recovering fromthe shock, she said: tell me the good news quickly.
the doctor replied : the patient next to you would want to buy you slippers :D
today the sky very cloudy ah... hao mei li de yun er a!
Asian Water Symposium
(6:51 pm)
Sorry to break the trend of sick jokes
but cos im the CIP rep,
so i have to inform you about
ASIAN WATER SYMPOSIUM in dunman high.
the symposium covers alot of water topics by keynote speakers?
so if you are interested,
please go!
it is on 18th june (friday) 2009, 830 to 530.
u all may also choose to sign up as volunteers
pls go to this webbie for more details
http://water.dhs.sg/aws09
Tingwei!
..
Thursday, 11 June 2009 (10:23 pm)
heres one for you. Butterfly is actually named flutterby.
ok heres a lame one: 3 ants are standing 1 behind each other.
1st ant: theres an ant behind me
2nd: theres an ant behind me
3rd: theres an ant behind me
why? because one of them are lying. :D
ok and i wont post the magic mirror one here cos inappopriate. sry siang!
.
Wednesday, 10 June 2009 (8:30 pm)
gaah. you guys dont seem to tag anymore. so heres another one. darn i 4gt again. no more jokes buts heres some triva:
okay heres something for you guys to ponder. do fish ever get thirsty? :D
ans: fresh water fish do not get thirsty, but salt water fish do! XD
okay so whats the diff between cyclone, hurricane and typhoon?
ans: they are all the same, but are given diff names due to being in diff regions.
pls do correct me if anything is wrong.XD
another interesting fact: the youngest person to be a grandmother is a girl from tibet at 16 years old. she was a mother at 8 and her daughter also gave birth at 8 o.o
hm ok JY with your homework! gtg
more jokes
Wednesday, 3 June 2009 (9:10 am)
i have even more jokes. there was the same grandma in ZY's jokes, now with 2 other sick grandmas. whether sick in the mind or in the body its up to u. okay so there was this day they went for a walk in the park. suddenly, a flasher jump out from te bush.
the 1st old lady see already got stroke
2nd one, also got stroke.
3rd one too far away, cannot reach out to stroke.
heres one for you:
the same doctor talked to the same guy and wanted his sperm sample again. so the doctor gave him a bottle and told him to put his sperms there. so the guy went home. the next day he came back to the doctor and the bottle is empty.
the doctor asked why and the guy replied:
use left hand, cannot.
use right hand, also cannot.
he decided to get somebody's help so he called his wife.
use left hand, cannot. use right hand, also cannot.
then have to use mouth. still cannot.
in desperation he went to his neighbour's wife. use left hand, right hand and mouth still cannot. in the end they all tried together. but to no avail.
doctor: wow so jialat ah?
guy: yah. the bottle cap too tight cannot open.
Tuesday, 2 June 2009 (9:03 pm)
hello everyone, i have finish the maths june holiday assignment, but there are some questions that i dunno how to do.
someone who is super IMBA for maths, pls help me leh.
questions:
quadratic equations: 3B
property of circles: question 4, the whole thing (i think u need to know the sin rules)
indices and surds: 2, and 3iii. (i dont seem to get the model answer)
thats all. the fastest person who gives me the answer will get a PRIZE!
wanna know what is the prize
(scroll down)
(scroll down somemore)
( somemore, u are reaching it!!)
(a bit more)
THE PRIZE IS U CAN UPGRADE UR OWN MATHS SKILLS TOO! lol
jokes time (i shall help zonglong continue the trend)
yusiang goes to his doctor for an annual check up.
The doctor says "I'll need you to come back tomorrow with a urine sample, a poo sample and a sperm sample".
yusiang replies "Right so doctor, I'll bring'em by tomorrow"
When he gets home his wife (cough cough) askes "Well what did he say ?"
yusiang replies "He needs me to bring in a pair of your underwear."
2nd joke:
The Dirty Grandma Joke
There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday.
He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today", the boy said.
The father has no clue and finally gives up. "I'm eleven!" the boy exclaims.
Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today".
"Let me give it a guess", grandma says and sticks her hand in his trousers.
She plays with his testicles for about an hour or so (squeezing them; moving them back and forth), takes her hand out of his trousers, and says, "You're eleven years old".
"How did you know?" the boy asked.
Grandma replied, "I heard you tell your father".
(this joke is not very funny)
Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.
The doctor says: "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."
Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"
The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."
that's all.
-zhangyang
help please
(1:36 pm)
hey guys im calling for help. anyone who manage to finsih all their chem and physics can please tell me i need help esp in forces and in mole. WTH half the paper is on mole and forces which we nvr learn enuff abt.
okayy i realised tt im quite otta jokes but heres another one. seriously i cant find much jokes in my database tt is not sick.
3 ppl went shipping and their boat crash on a canibal island. the canibals caught them and brought them to their king.
the cannibal king said to them "if all 3 of ur (unspeakables) add up to equal or more than the length of my (unspeakable), i will let you all off. then he flashed. 20 inch.
the 1st person flash. 10 inch
the 2nd person flash. 9 inch
the last person flash. just nice 1 inch.
the cannibal king kept his promise and let them off.
on the boat, the 1st person said. "whoa lucky mine 10 inch."
2nd person said "lucky mine 9 inch."
3rd person said "lucky mine erect."
btw if you look up 1 inch in your ruler it is miserable. and 20 inch is just too...
anyways, their boat crashed and they returned to the same island. the king said "bring 10 fruits to me"
the 1st person came back with 10 apples. the king said "stuff them all up your a-hole with no emotion and i will let u off." he tried and managed to go until 5 then he groaned in agony. he was thrown into jail.
the 2nd came back with 10 cherries and was told to do the same thing. he easily managed to do unitl 9, then he laughed and was thrown into jail. why?
he saw the 3rd person coming back with 10 durians.
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Sunday, 28 June 2009 (10:15 pm)
heye guyz(and gals)
hows the hw coming along?
no last min work peeps! tmr is start of sch just reminding u guyz tt tmr need to bring ur partner your ODT and tt back gate not open. dun be late for sch guyz!!
btw heres one for you.. why is abbreviation such a long wrd? LAWLZ
this is szl and im out of sick jokes :D
class tee updates
(9:58 pm)
heyy koptiam this is our new class tee design, edited by Yvon Teo Yu Wen xD.
really sorry that we cannot incorporate the personalisation cos somemore it is customised personalisation and it costs
SIX bucks. now the shirt has
SIX colours and only cost
14 DOLLARS. if you have any comments, suggestions or strong diagreements pls tag on the tagboard asap and we will try to get to it. otherwise we will send the design for printing by mid july.if you guys still wan personalisation we can have embroidered names on our sleeves which cost only 1 buck. thanks! Racial Harmony Day Performance
Thursday, 18 June 2009 (9:37 pm)
eii sorry arhh spoil the beautiful chain of sick jokes again...
but cos i think zonglong the NE rep to busy thinking of new sick jokes...
so
erm rmber the racial harmony performance thingy?
the auditions are coming soon! on 30th june! so what do we do?
and who is to perform hahahaha
okay that's all
byebye
....
Saturday, 13 June 2009 (1:59 pm)
hey guys due to some complains that people dont get the joke about the mouth being full, her mouth is full of sperms (after a blowjob) this way, she will get 25 bucks instead of 5.
Clement said smth, but i wont post it here. :D anyways anyone can provide good geog websites?
...
Friday, 12 June 2009 (8:27 pm)
heyss heres more jokes.
okay there was this robber called Ting Wei :D she went to rob a bank. when she got to the safe, she discovered that all that is inside is jelly. in desperation, she ate it all up. next day, breaking news: "sperm bank got robbed"
sorry Ting Wei haha u had to post tt thing.
okay then there was this guy called timothy and a girl called... YiTing la. they were at a donation centre. timo asked 'hey what are you going to donate' and yiting replied 'im here to donate blood. they pay me 5 bucks for it' then timo replied 'im here to donate sperms(too much ah?) they pay me 25 bucks for it(LOL)'
they chated for a while then they went off to their seperate ways.
3 mnths later, they met again at the donation centre. timo asked 'hi! are you going to donate blood again?' yiting, with her mouth full, shook her head. :D
okay then due to some freak accident, a person called clement went to the hospital to operate on his legs. when he woke up after the accident, the doctor came to him and said "i have got good news and bad news for you. which wil u want to hear 1st?'
clement said 'bad news'. the doctor said ' we have cut off the good leg by accident.'
clement groaned in desperation. 'tell me the good news quick.'
the doctor replied ' your bad leg is getting better' :D
his girlfren also kena the accident. the same doctor came up to her after the operation. " I have good news and bad news for you. which one will you want to hear 1st?'
she replied: the bad news.
the doctor said: we have cut off your good leg by accident. then we realised the mistake and cut off your bad leg too
she groaned and after recovering fromthe shock, she said: tell me the good news quickly.
the doctor replied : the patient next to you would want to buy you slippers :D
today the sky very cloudy ah... hao mei li de yun er a!
Asian Water Symposium
(6:51 pm)
Sorry to break the trend of sick jokes
but cos im the CIP rep,
so i have to inform you about
ASIAN WATER SYMPOSIUM in dunman high.
the symposium covers alot of water topics by keynote speakers?
so if you are interested,
please go!
it is on 18th june (friday) 2009, 830 to 530.
u all may also choose to sign up as volunteers
pls go to this webbie for more details
http://water.dhs.sg/aws09
Tingwei!
..
Thursday, 11 June 2009 (10:23 pm)
heres one for you. Butterfly is actually named flutterby.
ok heres a lame one: 3 ants are standing 1 behind each other.
1st ant: theres an ant behind me
2nd: theres an ant behind me
3rd: theres an ant behind me
why? because one of them are lying. :D
ok and i wont post the magic mirror one here cos inappopriate. sry siang!
.
Wednesday, 10 June 2009 (8:30 pm)
gaah. you guys dont seem to tag anymore. so heres another one. darn i 4gt again. no more jokes buts heres some triva:
okay heres something for you guys to ponder. do fish ever get thirsty? :D
ans: fresh water fish do not get thirsty, but salt water fish do! XD
okay so whats the diff between cyclone, hurricane and typhoon?
ans: they are all the same, but are given diff names due to being in diff regions.
pls do correct me if anything is wrong.XD
another interesting fact: the youngest person to be a grandmother is a girl from tibet at 16 years old. she was a mother at 8 and her daughter also gave birth at 8 o.o
hm ok JY with your homework! gtg
more jokes
Wednesday, 3 June 2009 (9:10 am)
i have even more jokes. there was the same grandma in ZY's jokes, now with 2 other sick grandmas. whether sick in the mind or in the body its up to u. okay so there was this day they went for a walk in the park. suddenly, a flasher jump out from te bush.
the 1st old lady see already got stroke
2nd one, also got stroke.
3rd one too far away, cannot reach out to stroke.
heres one for you:
the same doctor talked to the same guy and wanted his sperm sample again. so the doctor gave him a bottle and told him to put his sperms there. so the guy went home. the next day he came back to the doctor and the bottle is empty.
the doctor asked why and the guy replied:
use left hand, cannot.
use right hand, also cannot.
he decided to get somebody's help so he called his wife.
use left hand, cannot. use right hand, also cannot.
then have to use mouth. still cannot.
in desperation he went to his neighbour's wife. use left hand, right hand and mouth still cannot. in the end they all tried together. but to no avail.
doctor: wow so jialat ah?
guy: yah. the bottle cap too tight cannot open.
Tuesday, 2 June 2009 (9:03 pm)
hello everyone, i have finish the maths june holiday assignment, but there are some questions that i dunno how to do.
someone who is super IMBA for maths, pls help me leh.
questions:
quadratic equations: 3B
property of circles: question 4, the whole thing (i think u need to know the sin rules)
indices and surds: 2, and 3iii. (i dont seem to get the model answer)
thats all. the fastest person who gives me the answer will get a PRIZE!
wanna know what is the prize
(scroll down)
(scroll down somemore)
( somemore, u are reaching it!!)
(a bit more)
THE PRIZE IS U CAN UPGRADE UR OWN MATHS SKILLS TOO! lol
jokes time (i shall help zonglong continue the trend)
yusiang goes to his doctor for an annual check up.
The doctor says "I'll need you to come back tomorrow with a urine sample, a poo sample and a sperm sample".
yusiang replies "Right so doctor, I'll bring'em by tomorrow"
When he gets home his wife (cough cough) askes "Well what did he say ?"
yusiang replies "He needs me to bring in a pair of your underwear."
2nd joke:
The Dirty Grandma Joke
There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday.
He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today", the boy said.
The father has no clue and finally gives up. "I'm eleven!" the boy exclaims.
Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today".
"Let me give it a guess", grandma says and sticks her hand in his trousers.
She plays with his testicles for about an hour or so (squeezing them; moving them back and forth), takes her hand out of his trousers, and says, "You're eleven years old".
"How did you know?" the boy asked.
Grandma replied, "I heard you tell your father".
(this joke is not very funny)
Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.
The doctor says: "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."
Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"
The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."
that's all.
-zhangyang
help please
(1:36 pm)
hey guys im calling for help. anyone who manage to finsih all their chem and physics can please tell me i need help esp in forces and in mole. WTH half the paper is on mole and forces which we nvr learn enuff abt.
okayy i realised tt im quite otta jokes but heres another one. seriously i cant find much jokes in my database tt is not sick.
3 ppl went shipping and their boat crash on a canibal island. the canibals caught them and brought them to their king.
the cannibal king said to them "if all 3 of ur (unspeakables) add up to equal or more than the length of my (unspeakable), i will let you all off. then he flashed. 20 inch.
the 1st person flash. 10 inch
the 2nd person flash. 9 inch
the last person flash. just nice 1 inch.
the cannibal king kept his promise and let them off.
on the boat, the 1st person said. "whoa lucky mine 10 inch."
2nd person said "lucky mine 9 inch."
3rd person said "lucky mine erect."
btw if you look up 1 inch in your ruler it is miserable. and 20 inch is just too...
anyways, their boat crashed and they returned to the same island. the king said "bring 10 fruits to me"
the 1st person came back with 10 apples. the king said "stuff them all up your a-hole with no emotion and i will let u off." he tried and managed to go until 5 then he groaned in agony. he was thrown into jail.
the 2nd came back with 10 cherries and was told to do the same thing. he easily managed to do unitl 9, then he laughed and was thrown into jail. why?
he saw the 3rd person coming back with 10 durians.
