Tuesday, 26 May 2009 (8:00 pm)
An Arab national was interviewed for visa:
consul: ur name?
arab: Abu Zina
consul: Sex?
arab: everyday.
consul: i mean, male or female?
arab: doesnt matter, sometimes even camel.
consul: Holy Cow!
arab: Yes, cows and donkeys, too.
consul: Man, isn't that hostile?
arab: horsestyle, dogstyle, any style!
consul: oh dear!
arab: No deer! asshole too tight and they run very fast!
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LOL! remember o do your duties and have happy hols soon! joke courtesy of Alvin