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Saturday, 30 May 2009 (9:56 pm)

okay so to lighten the mood lets tell more jokes. here's my personal favourites. Not for the weak heartd XD

There is this guy who has a little brother. this guy one day brought his girlfriend home late at night. the little brother was sleeping at the botom of the double deck bed. then this guy and his girlfriend decided to have sex. O.o so the guy said if you want to change positiion say tomato and want me to go faster say lettuce. so they began--wow...

"lettuce!"
"Tomato!"
"lettuce!"
"Tomato!"
"lettuce!"
"Tomato!"

"get it out! i do not want to get pregnant!!"

this time, the little brother woke up and said : " can u stop making sandwiches up there? ure spraying mayonese on my face!!"

ROFLCOPTER WOW

heres another one.

there was this kid called Clement who was bathing with his father. he asked his father"what is this?", pointing to his (unspeakables). the father replied " this is your Car. do not drive your car into other people's garages."

at the same time, Yiting was bathing with her mother (no offense). she pointed to her (other unspeakables) and asked "mummy what is this?". the mother replied"this is your garage. do not let other people drive their car into your garage."

the next day, Clement came back home with his pants all bloody. his father asked him what happend. Clement replied:"i drove my car into Yiting's garage and she puleed of my back tires."

HAHAHAHAHA sorry clement and yitingXD

WOW.

so have fun with your homework and if u think life is stressful then think about hongwen who is in DHRP and 3rd lang and BSP and NPCC. he stays awake till 3 in the morn to do his homework.

So stay happy, be healthy! avoid crowded places :D have fun. this is ZL, signing off