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Friday, 12 June 2009 (8:27 pm)
okay there was this robber called Ting Wei :D she went to rob a bank. when she got to the safe, she discovered that all that is inside is jelly. in desperation, she ate it all up. next day, breaking news: "sperm bank got robbed"
sorry Ting Wei haha u had to post tt thing.
okay then there was this guy called timothy and a girl called... YiTing la. they were at a donation centre. timo asked 'hey what are you going to donate' and yiting replied 'im here to donate blood. they pay me 5 bucks for it' then timo replied 'im here to donate sperms(too much ah?) they pay me 25 bucks for it(LOL)'
they chated for a while then they went off to their seperate ways.
3 mnths later, they met again at the donation centre. timo asked 'hi! are you going to donate blood again?' yiting, with her mouth full, shook her head. :D
okay then due to some freak accident, a person called clement went to the hospital to operate on his legs. when he woke up after the accident, the doctor came to him and said "i have got good news and bad news for you. which wil u want to hear 1st?'
clement said 'bad news'. the doctor said ' we have cut off the good leg by accident.'
clement groaned in desperation. 'tell me the good news quick.'
the doctor replied ' your bad leg is getting better' :D
his girlfren also kena the accident. the same doctor came up to her after the operation. " I have good news and bad news for you. which one will you want to hear 1st?'
she replied: the bad news.
the doctor said: we have cut off your good leg by accident. then we realised the mistake and cut off your bad leg too
she groaned and after recovering fromthe shock, she said: tell me the good news quickly.
the doctor replied : the patient next to you would want to buy you slippers :D
today the sky very cloudy ah... hao mei li de yun er a!