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Tuesday, 2 June 2009 (9:03 pm)

hello everyone, i have finish the maths june holiday assignment, but there are some questions that i dunno how to do.

someone who is super IMBA for maths, pls help me leh.
questions:

quadratic equations: 3B
property of circles: question 4, the whole thing (i think u need to know the sin rules)
indices and surds: 2, and 3iii. (i dont seem to get the model answer)

thats all. the fastest person who gives me the answer will get a PRIZE!
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THE PRIZE IS U CAN UPGRADE UR OWN MATHS SKILLS TOO! lol

jokes time (i shall help zonglong continue the trend)
yusiang goes to his doctor for an annual check up.

The doctor says "I'll need you to come back tomorrow with a urine sample, a poo sample and a sperm sample".

yusiang replies "Right so doctor, I'll bring'em by tomorrow"

When he gets home his wife (cough cough) askes "Well what did he say ?"

yusiang replies "He needs me to bring in a pair of your underwear."

2nd joke:

The Dirty Grandma Joke
There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday.

He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today", the boy said.

The father has no clue and finally gives up. "I'm eleven!" the boy exclaims.

Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today".

"Let me give it a guess", grandma says and sticks her hand in his trousers.

She plays with his testicles for about an hour or so (squeezing them; moving them back and forth), takes her hand out of his trousers, and says, "You're eleven years old".

"How did you know?" the boy asked.

Grandma replied, "I heard you tell your father".

(this joke is not very funny)

Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.
The doctor says: "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."

Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"

The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."


that's all.

-zhangyang