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Tuesday, 2 June 2009 (1:36 pm)

hey guys im calling for help. anyone who manage to finsih all their chem and physics can please tell me i need help esp in forces and in mole. WTH half the paper is on mole and forces which we nvr learn enuff abt.

okayy i realised tt im quite otta jokes but heres another one. seriously i cant find much jokes in my database tt is not sick.

3 ppl went shipping and their boat crash on a canibal island. the canibals caught them and brought them to their king.

the cannibal king said to them "if all 3 of ur (unspeakables) add up to equal or more than the length of my (unspeakable), i will let you all off. then he flashed. 20 inch.

the 1st person flash. 10 inch
the 2nd person flash. 9 inch
the last person flash. just nice 1 inch.

the cannibal king kept his promise and let them off.

on the boat, the 1st person said. "whoa lucky mine 10 inch."
2nd person said "lucky mine 9 inch."
3rd person said "lucky mine erect."

btw if you look up 1 inch in your ruler it is miserable. and 20 inch is just too...

anyways, their boat crashed and they returned to the same island. the king said "bring 10 fruits to me"

the 1st person came back with 10 apples. the king said "stuff them all up your a-hole with no emotion and i will let u off." he tried and managed to go until 5 then he groaned in agony. he was thrown into jail.

the 2nd came back with 10 cherries and was told to do the same thing. he easily managed to do unitl 9, then he laughed and was thrown into jail. why?

he saw the 3rd person coming back with 10 durians.