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Wednesday, 3 June 2009 (9:10 am)

i have even more jokes. there was the same grandma in ZY's jokes, now with 2 other sick grandmas. whether sick in the mind or in the body its up to u. okay so there was this day they went for a walk in the park. suddenly, a flasher jump out from te bush.

the 1st old lady see already got stroke
2nd one, also got stroke.
3rd one too far away, cannot reach out to stroke.

heres one for you:

the same doctor talked to the same guy and wanted his sperm sample again. so the doctor gave him a bottle and told him to put his sperms there. so the guy went home. the next day he came back to the doctor and the bottle is empty.

the doctor asked why and the guy replied:

use left hand, cannot.
use right hand, also cannot.

he decided to get somebody's help so he called his wife.
use left hand, cannot. use right hand, also cannot.
then have to use mouth. still cannot.

in desperation he went to his neighbour's wife. use left hand, right hand and mouth still cannot. in the end they all tried together. but to no avail.

doctor: wow so jialat ah?
guy: yah. the bottle cap too tight cannot open.